Smalltime Cake Dealer Threatened

little-debbie2A community was outraged awhile ago after a 9-year-old girl threatened to kill another 9-year-old girl over a snack cake deal gone wrong. These inner-school cake deals are tearing our schools apart and threatening to kill youths. The dispute was over an unprecedented bag-of-pretzels for Little Debbie trade, showing that the value of snack cakes is dropping inside grade schools as they become more available. Stricter penalties and cancelled recess has had no effect. Snack cake sniffing dogs, snack cake urine tests, and banning backpacks from schools is our only chance to save our most precious resource–the children. Who will save the children?


~ by Liquid Astronaut on November 13, 2008.

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